one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
I don’t understand how some people can go from being your best friend one day and then the next day they simply cut you out of their lives and you never speak again
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous